Watch Dogs

Normally Video reenactments are intended to resolve some kind of dispute over the way an event actually took place. This particular reenactment is not a disputed event, it's just so ridiculous it had to be documented before time and memory loss could skew the truth. The role of Jason AKA P-ronis is played by Tom AKA Cactimus Primate and The role of Gump AKA Daniel is played by Ryan. This is a reenactment of the unfortunate robbery that took place in their home under their noses

In like Flynn

Believe it or not I have been able to get permission to go on the Brothers Vegas Vacation. I suspect the road to departure is still a long and rocky one but I have gotten the first and most difficult part out of the way, approval. The wife even took off work for it, but I will make a prediciton that there will be multiple attempts at derailing the voyage including one at the last minute, but alas it's too late I am like a kid that is given a toy- you simply can't take it back.

old school

old school is series of posts that will feature some of my favorite things from back in the day, today i wanted to do commercials. I always liked the polaner all fruit commercial where there are a bunch of stuffy elites eating at a dinner table and some hick leans in and says in his bumpkin accent "can you please pass the jelly" and everyone gasps. share your favorites

weekly seer

This week's seer comes thanks to parents who try to bail their little babies out of everything. Once a kid reaches a certain age (for Pete this age was 4) they gotta learn to solve their own problems. I have had multiple parents come to me about their kid's grades and try to get them out of failing. They usually have some excuse and sometimes they are valid, but the problem I see is that the kids either don't do the work or don't communicate a problem to me and then just wait for Mommy and Daddy to bail them out. My solution I will publicly humilite the kids in class by saying, "congratulations to Matt for passing this quarter, his mommy and daddy came to see me yesterday and told me about his diarrhea problem and explained that it prevents him from concentrating, if anyone else has similar conditions please feel free to send your parents to see me" that will stop it.