poll results

the sour candy poll is over and to my surprise nerds won- they are classic but i am not sure they are the best. check out the new poll on chocolate feel free to write in your votes that aren't included in the poll i also have a best ice cream brand poll up so vote and if your favorite isn't up there leave a comment telling yours

my motto

pete posted his motto and it caused me to think what my motto is. so this is what i came up with

live everyday like you have diarrhea, hot, fast, and explosive

best sour candy

i put a poll up to find out what people think the best sour candy is. i can only put up 4 choices so i made this post for your write in votes.

weekly seer

it's time to call out clowns that don't know how to take responsibility for their own actions and blame their follies on others or even inament objects. take for example the kind of person who would speed around on icy roads like a tazmanian devil and then when he gets in an accident blame it on the weather. or the guy who puts cloth curtains onto an exposed light bulb without telling anyone and then when a fire errupts from someone turning the light on he blames it on them for not checking first. Everyone knows the first thing you do when you walk into a room is check for potential fire hazards duh.

nemesis

I have lived in fear of skunks for over 10 years. I can't take the garbage out in the dark without getting chills and running like a scared little girl. It all started when as a teenager I was confronted by a skunk that hissed and growled at me and just before being attacked I made a daring escape. Shortly after I was harassed by a skunk on good ole hillsdale road. while riding my bike home from work at like 2am I was almost home when in the distance ahead i saw the filthy little creature stop in the middle of the road under a street light. I stopped a good 40 yards from where he was, planning to let him pass, but instead he charged and would only stop if I started going the other way. He stood and guarded the road so I could not pass I eventually had to go around to another street (sherman) which took an extra 10 minutes. I thought for sure I was free of the little devils when i came here to UT but alas I have smelled the vermon many spring nights and one night the smell was so close that I was sure one had infiltrated the garage. I believe I have been targeted by some kind of skunk society, kind of like the skunk most wanted list. They are all out to get me.

Weekly Seer

Welcome to the Cheesesteak blog, since everyone has their own blogs I figured it was time for me to get in on the action and drop some real knowledge. I decided to start with what I plan on being a weekly segment called the weekly seer, in which I burn people. The first seer comes thanks to people who like to give their kids dual sex or supposed dual sex names. First of all no one really thinks of these names as dual sex we either associate it with one or the other so please refrain from doing this. I mean imagine the humiliation of going through life with the name of Jennifer Dani (danny) Smith, or Jason Sydney Clark. Don't do it.