Monday, May 12, 2008
nemesis
I have lived in fear of skunks for over 10 years. I can't take the garbage out in the dark without getting chills and running like a scared little girl. It all started when as a teenager I was confronted by a skunk that hissed and growled at me and just before being attacked I made a daring escape. Shortly after I was harassed by a skunk on good ole hillsdale road. while riding my bike home from work at like 2am I was almost home when in the distance ahead i saw the filthy little creature stop in the middle of the road under a street light. I stopped a good 40 yards from where he was, planning to let him pass, but instead he charged and would only stop if I started going the other way. He stood and guarded the road so I could not pass I eventually had to go around to another street (sherman) which took an extra 10 minutes. I thought for sure I was free of the little devils when i came here to UT but alas I have smelled the vermon many spring nights and one night the smell was so close that I was sure one had infiltrated the garage. I believe I have been targeted by some kind of skunk society, kind of like the skunk most wanted list. They are all out to get me.
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Maybe they are out for revenge...remeber when we would wait for them to come by at night and then chase them. There could also be a bigger conspiracy. It could be an entire secret rodent society that are after you.
I think cellulite is also out to get you.
remember dressing up in lots of clothes for protection and throwing dad's rotary saw blades at them like chinese stars
I was more scared of possums. I think Pete and I were confronted by a huge one by Eileen's house. It had these dagger teeth and scared us to death
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