Boy genious?

Little Timmy has been speaking for a while and has really expanded his vocabulary, I always thought he was more verbal than other 2 year olds. A couple of weeks ago he told his 11 year old aunt that he was going to crap on her face. Of course as a responsible parent I was concerned that he knew such language and wondered how he knew it. I must admit that no one but the two of them and Caleb were there to hear it so it is possible that he said something else and it just sounded like that, anyway after further thought I realized that it is amazing that he was able to use the word in such a way. I mean this kind of insult genious usually takes several more years to develope. I'm thinking I should look to get him inrolled in some AP insult classes perhaps the godfathers of insult have such a thing.

guess who's back- left back that is

After a nearly an 8 month hineyatous I'm back. Everyone should be well aware that the infamous p-ronis has transplanted to UT and he apparently brought his stellar academic record with him. Tom was able to convince his company to hire the tubular-meat chested clown. The normal protocal is for a new trainee to spend 3 weeks training and learning the company policies and system, well for one melon head apparantly 3 weeks wasn't enough. He was held back for further training- I guess you're not walking to this pomp and circumstance are ya high school grad.

Watch Dogs

Normally Video reenactments are intended to resolve some kind of dispute over the way an event actually took place. This particular reenactment is not a disputed event, it's just so ridiculous it had to be documented before time and memory loss could skew the truth. The role of Jason AKA P-ronis is played by Tom AKA Cactimus Primate and The role of Gump AKA Daniel is played by Ryan. This is a reenactment of the unfortunate robbery that took place in their home under their noses

In like Flynn

Believe it or not I have been able to get permission to go on the Brothers Vegas Vacation. I suspect the road to departure is still a long and rocky one but I have gotten the first and most difficult part out of the way, approval. The wife even took off work for it, but I will make a prediciton that there will be multiple attempts at derailing the voyage including one at the last minute, but alas it's too late I am like a kid that is given a toy- you simply can't take it back.

old school

old school is series of posts that will feature some of my favorite things from back in the day, today i wanted to do commercials. I always liked the polaner all fruit commercial where there are a bunch of stuffy elites eating at a dinner table and some hick leans in and says in his bumpkin accent "can you please pass the jelly" and everyone gasps. share your favorites

weekly seer

This week's seer comes thanks to parents who try to bail their little babies out of everything. Once a kid reaches a certain age (for Pete this age was 4) they gotta learn to solve their own problems. I have had multiple parents come to me about their kid's grades and try to get them out of failing. They usually have some excuse and sometimes they are valid, but the problem I see is that the kids either don't do the work or don't communicate a problem to me and then just wait for Mommy and Daddy to bail them out. My solution I will publicly humilite the kids in class by saying, "congratulations to Matt for passing this quarter, his mommy and daddy came to see me yesterday and told me about his diarrhea problem and explained that it prevents him from concentrating, if anyone else has similar conditions please feel free to send your parents to see me" that will stop it.

poll results

the sour candy poll is over and to my surprise nerds won- they are classic but i am not sure they are the best. check out the new poll on chocolate feel free to write in your votes that aren't included in the poll i also have a best ice cream brand poll up so vote and if your favorite isn't up there leave a comment telling yours