Grilling with the Cheesesteak

Boy genious?

2009-01-30T11:15:00.000-08:00

Little Timmy has been speaking for a while and has really expanded his vocabulary, I always thought he was more verbal than other 2 year olds. A couple of weeks ago he told his 11 year old aunt that he was going to crap on her face. Of course as a responsible parent I was concerned that he knew such language and wondered how he knew it. I must admit that no one but the two of them and Caleb were there to hear it so it is possible that he said something else and it just sounded like that, anyway after further thought I realized that it is amazing that he was able to use the word in such a way. I mean this kind of insult genious usually takes several more years to develope. I'm thinking I should look to get him inrolled in some AP insult classes perhaps the godfathers of insult have such a thing.

guess who's back- left back that is

2009-01-30T11:07:00.000-08:00

After a nearly an 8 month hineyatous I'm back. Everyone should be well aware that the infamous p-ronis has transplanted to UT and he apparently brought his stellar academic record with him. Tom was able to convince his company to hire the tubular-meat chested clown. The normal protocal is for a new trainee to spend 3 weeks training and learning the company policies and system, well for one melon head apparantly 3 weeks wasn't enough. He was held back for further training- I guess you're not walking to this pomp and circumstance are ya high school grad.

Watch Dogs

2008-06-09T10:08:00.000-07:00

Normally Video reenactments are intended to resolve some kind of dispute over the way an event actually took place. This particular reenactment is not a disputed event, it's just so ridiculous it had to be documented before time and memory loss could skew the truth. The role of Jason AKA P-ronis is played by Tom AKA Cactimus Primate and The role of Gump AKA Daniel is played by Ryan. This is a reenactment of the unfortunate robbery that took place in their home under their noses

In like Flynn

2008-06-07T21:20:00.000-07:00

Believe it or not I have been able to get permission to go on the Brothers Vegas Vacation. I suspect the road to departure is still a long and rocky one but I have gotten the first and most difficult part out of the way, approval. The wife even took off work for it, but I will make a prediciton that there will be multiple attempts at derailing the voyage including one at the last minute, but alas it's too late I am like a kid that is given a toy- you simply can't take it back.

old school

2008-06-03T11:51:00.000-07:00

old school is series of posts that will feature some of my favorite things from back in the day, today i wanted to do commercials. I always liked the polaner all fruit commercial where there are a bunch of stuffy elites eating at a dinner table and some hick leans in and says in his bumpkin accent "can you please pass the jelly" and everyone gasps. share your favorites

weekly seer

2008-06-02T07:28:00.000-07:00

This week's seer comes thanks to parents who try to bail their little babies out of everything. Once a kid reaches a certain age (for Pete this age was 4) they gotta learn to solve their own problems. I have had multiple parents come to me about their kid's grades and try to get them out of failing. They usually have some excuse and sometimes they are valid, but the problem I see is that the kids either don't do the work or don't communicate a problem to me and then just wait for Mommy and Daddy to bail them out. My solution I will publicly humilite the kids in class by saying, "congratulations to Matt for passing this quarter, his mommy and daddy came to see me yesterday and told me about his diarrhea problem and explained that it prevents him from concentrating, if anyone else has similar conditions please feel free to send your parents to see me" that will stop it.

poll results

2008-05-30T07:54:00.000-07:00

the sour candy poll is over and to my surprise nerds won- they are classic but i am not sure they are the best. check out the new poll on chocolate feel free to write in your votes that aren't included in the poll i also have a best ice cream brand poll up so vote and if your favorite isn't up there leave a comment telling yours

my motto

2008-05-30T07:47:00.000-07:00

pete posted his motto and it caused me to think what my motto is. so this is what i came up with

live everyday like you have diarrhea, hot, fast, and explosive

best sour candy

2008-05-22T11:45:00.000-07:00

i put a poll up to find out what people think the best sour candy is. i can only put up 4 choices so i made this post for your write in votes.

weekly seer

2008-05-20T11:53:00.000-07:00

it's time to call out clowns that don't know how to take responsibility for their own actions and blame their follies on others or even inament objects. take for example the kind of person who would speed around on icy roads like a tazmanian devil and then when he gets in an accident blame it on the weather. or the guy who puts cloth curtains onto an exposed light bulb without telling anyone and then when a fire errupts from someone turning the light on he blames it on them for not checking first. Everyone knows the first thing you do when you walk into a room is check for potential fire hazards duh.

nemesis

2008-05-12T12:20:00.000-07:00

I have lived in fear of skunks for over 10 years. I can't take the garbage out in the dark without getting chills and running like a scared little girl. It all started when as a teenager I was confronted by a skunk that hissed and growled at me and just before being attacked I made a daring escape. Shortly after I was harassed by a skunk on good ole hillsdale road. while riding my bike home from work at like 2am I was almost home when in the distance ahead i saw the filthy little creature stop in the middle of the road under a street light. I stopped a good 40 yards from where he was, planning to let him pass, but instead he charged and would only stop if I started going the other way. He stood and guarded the road so I could not pass I eventually had to go around to another street (sherman) which took an extra 10 minutes. I thought for sure I was free of the little devils when i came here to UT but alas I have smelled the vermon many spring nights and one night the smell was so close that I was sure one had infiltrated the garage. I believe I have been targeted by some kind of skunk society, kind of like the skunk most wanted list. They are all out to get me.

Weekly Seer

2008-05-09T13:01:00.001-07:00

Welcome to the Cheesesteak blog, since everyone has their own blogs I figured it was time for me to get in on the action and drop some real knowledge. I decided to start with what I plan on being a weekly segment called the weekly seer, in which I burn people. The first seer comes thanks to people who like to give their kids dual sex or supposed dual sex names. First of all no one really thinks of these names as dual sex we either associate it with one or the other so please refrain from doing this. I mean imagine the humiliation of going through life with the name of Jennifer Dani (danny) Smith, or Jason Sydney Clark. Don't do it.